Probably shatter a ball or something to boot. For added ambiance, maybe your head can actually be resting on dirty laundry, like mine was. In practical terms, they could simply call this position "Collapsed Heap Of Shrieking, Broken Dong" and it would be just as accurate a description of what's happening. Like, maybe if you're some kind of sexual supervillain who ensnares heroes in lusty hijinks and then deploys elaborate James Bond-type traps. Extended sex in this position will probably make you pass out. Bibliotheque de Geneve Expect to go half-mast within seconds. Link Existing Cracked Account.
Because it's fucking hard to bend over backwards if you're not made of rubber.
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This seemed wrong to me, so I tried to add a rowing dynamic with a bit of extreme back-and-forth leaning, pulling on each other's hands until it was less sexy and more like a strange, naked tug-o-war. Bibliotheque de Geneve Expect to go half-mast within seconds. From this butt-hover position, the man deploys his humpsparagus into her fertile crescent. If you, like me, have seen genitals before and where we keep them, the setup for this position may be hard for you to fathom. But still, it was the visual that mattered.